Saturday, May 18, 2013

Revolution of Understanding (joke)

NOTICE
  • I'm just joking
History
  • "Mon cher Blaise, Je suis sick et bored et gazing at ceiling. On ceiling grid over my bed, the fly goes from one block to another. Donnes any movements on the grid, quoi do they look?"
  • (years after) "Hey, you saw the apple fall?" "Yep, Isaac, why?" "I wonder why the globe does not fall into the apple contrary."
  • (years too) "Why lights go the shortest path? Why balls go the shortest path? For me, they look similar. They look, somewhat, stationary." "Billy, I don't understand what you say. Are you talking about physical action?" "Yes."
  • (years too) "Currently known calculations of black-body radiation fail at each sides. I need the formula valid at both siden, IR und UV." "What about thinking intensities as countable, Herr Wien?" "Herr Planck, what did you say?" "Not my idea. Mein EnglischKollegen proposed to do so."
  • (leaped)
  • (centuries after) "And our possibility to talk about things like inertia, mass, force, and so on, is about 0%. We are expected nully to talk about truth and false in logic. We have an unified and well-tuned theory and almost definitely know how fields work."
  • (leaped)
  • (tens of centuries after) "Hey, did you certainly know about an ancient good phenomenology of massive entropy? People in 15th century perhaps used obscure and ambigous concepts about 'force'. It's curious, hard to understand, but I find it might be useful for accounting ordinary reality with almost 100% of certainty."
TODO
  • add xkcd-like cartoon

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